Fear Not as I have done it before ya

My faithful throng of 6 faithful followers, never try to cook something I have messed up. You will fail miserably and w/o as much panache as I.
heretoforth you may address me WTFness
Nay, just bask in the glow of my dim wit as I will be forever the trail BLAZING fool Chef. Do not rise up my multitudette as I may have to call in the Food Court Jester to quell you! It is not a pretty sight